robots getting really concerned when a human yawns and then another human does as well and wondering if this is some sort of group signal that they need to respond to so they just awkwardly go “aaaaaa” to try and imitate them
robots jumping and getting really scared when a human sneezes and rushing over to check on them “DID YOU JUST BLOW A FUSE ARE YOU ALRIGHT DO YOU REQUIRE ASSISTANCE”
robots getting all worried when their human is blushing because “your surface temperature has increased and your pigment is off are you alright”
robots trying to understand human bodies (◕ω◕✿)
the one thing that has stuck with me every day since my English teacher told me it in middle school is:
"When referring to someone, always say who they are before anything else about them, because being a person always comes first"
Instead of saying “the mentally ill man,” say “the man with a mental illness”
Putting someone’s characteristics (especially negative ones) before them is dehumanizing and rude. Don’t do it.
WHENEVER YOU SEE THIS POST ON YOUR DASH, STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND WRITE ONE SENTENCE FOR YOUR CURRENT PROJECT.
Just one sentence. Stop blogging for one minute and write a single sentence. It could be dialogue, it could be a nice description of scenery, it could be a metaphor, I don’t care. The point is, do it. Then, when you finish, you can get back to blogging.
If this gets viral, you might just have your novel finished by next Tuesday.
B4 u say that you don’t want that same-sex pair on tv to be a couple because platonic relationships are underrepresented
I want you to hear me out on an idea SO outrageous that it might just work
Could be in a romantic/sexual relationship with a character of the same sex
Be in a platonic relationship with a DIFFERENT character, also of the same sex!
GAY PEOPLE WITH FRIENDS: THE RADICAL PLANSUPER DOUBLE PLUS YES. This is exactly what I meant when I keep saying that same-sex romance and friendship shouldn’t inherently threaten each other’s presence in a work of fiction. When people act like they do, they’re basically telling me I can’t have any friends. :P
I might even have to reblog this more than once I agree with it so hard.
why do guys think girls wear makeup for them do u honestly think i spent $20 on a blush to make ur dick hard calm down